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Radculas — How to Tame a Sherlock
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Although I am broken my heart is untamed, still--1D
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next in line for taking home---a machine crossbow, a set of medieval armor, a plant that can induce severe hallucinations upon smelling, inspector Lestrade( for further observation of a stereotypical inspector, well, actually to keep Sherlock's brain working), and Professor Moriarty's brain XD
poor Watson......
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LOL. He keeps the head in the fridge anyway. XD
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Does that mean he keeps the burglar in the freezer?..
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Yeah... He's been there for a while now.
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Ah. John's been wondering where all his whisky has gone too. Now he knows.
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So the crook is not only frozen but he's drunk as well? That would be an interesting discovery for John. XD
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Hmm. Let's just hope he's not a crazed Johnlocker otherwise THAT is bad news for both of them.
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Unless he's completely frozen.
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Yeah.. or suffering from hypothermia. Which is likely.
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Sherlock: -yells from somewhere- IT'S AN EXPERIMENT!
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I always believe Sherlock. He's always right. In the end.
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Sherlock: To see how long the average burglar can survive in a freezer. Simple.
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Does that often need testing?
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Sherlock: ..I got bored, okay?
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Understood.
P.S. Remind me to never be in the area when you're bored, okay?
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Sherlock: I can't ensure that. But speak to Mycroft and he'll pull some strings.
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Sweet! Special favours from government officials!
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Sherlock: Hmph. Mycroft IS the British Government. Not just an official.
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Sweet! Special favours from the British Government!
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My friends are going to be SO jealous.
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Mycroft: Sherlock, have you been giving randomers false hope that I'll do whatever?
Sherlock: ..Yes. I like to watch your reaction when you find out.
Mycroft: -to randomer- Apologies, but I am not going to make your dreams come true. -walks off, swinging his umbrella-
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Fine then! I have other ways of getting what I want...
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...
-run off, screaming all the way-
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Now where's Moriarty when you need him?
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OH GOD. PLEASE, NOT THE CONSULTING CRIMINAL. ANYTHING BUT HIM.
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Who would you prefer?
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..Sherly? :3 Or Jawn.
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Hmm... What could Jawn do exactly?
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Moriarty has the entire criminal underworld. Beat that.
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Sherlock has a homeless network, a loyal friend, and jittery grandmas that have nothing to do but look out the window.
Oh, AND the best brain in the world.
Beat that.
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Moriarty has an awesome ringtone, a sense of humour, the key to open any door, can fool and manipulate almost anybody, intelligence that rivals Sherlock's, he's completely insane and has a wonderful smile.
YOUR TURN.
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Well, actually, he didn't have the key to open any door, it was a sham.
Or was it?
Anyway, Sherlock has an awesome text alert, is probably smarter than all the Nobel Prize winners when it comes to science, the ability to deduce something nobody else could in under a minute, can manipulate people easily, is a high-functioning sociopath with an amazing smile, and he's a brilliant actor when it comes to manipulating people (I forgot to mention), he has those outstanding CHEEKBONES and apparently eyes that change colour.
-DEEP BREATH-
He has an amazing sense of style, a photographic memory, is tall and slim, has just as many contacts as Moriarty does; he just doesn't realise it, he can talentedly play the violin, he dislikes annoying people, he tries his best to be polite (he just finds it very hard), he has friends rather than people he manipulates to make them think they're his friend, has his own website, and often comments on John's blog, he can tell a person's characteristics by their phone, and chooses to be on the side of the angels even though he isn't one.
BEAT.
THAT.
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xD Lol. That icon. Love it.
Oh, well I apologise for the misunderstanding ;D
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