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This is the soundtrack of this Smexual TF2 parody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ReF7e…Maxcamon: OhohohoooHoHoHoHHH!!! Gee Willikers, becoming an Egyptian Mummy was the greatest decision of my entire life!
Destructoman: MaxcAAAmon..! ARE YOU MY MUMMY? [Takes off his gas mask] I have cum ya striped dickhead BWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHUJHJGYHGSAGDAAHAAA!!!!
Brian: Destructoman, vat the FAAAK are you doing?!
Destructoman: Oh, hello BRAAAAAAAAAAAAYAN! I'm faking diz ballz off the crotch! MOIN iz long DIIIICK! Now you will suck it!
Brain: NO!
Destructoman: YES, YOU WILL!
Brian: Shat the FAK ap!
Destructoman: If I have to SCREW your skull, I will..!
Maxcamon: DESTRUCTOMAN! Look at that ass!
Destructoman: HohohohOOO!!! [Masturbates to that ass] Must... STOP... FAPPING!
Ardor: HAY! Dat vaz MAH ass!
Destructoman: Oh, NO! Oh NO!OHNO!ONO!ONOJISHUDGFYDHBDNXUGDYUHF [Erupts into a nuclear explosion]
Maxcamon: ...Now that's what I'm FAPPing about! A true PAINIS-FATE! AHUGIDUAHHSAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ardor: DIZ IZ A CLUSTERFUCK OF... Ehrm, FAK!
Destructoman: SCREW YOU
Brian: I will slap the bandages out of your body, ya... What's that?
Luna Chris: [Arrives aboard a monster truck] AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAAAA!!! Hay, I am the SECKSI FRITO! Welcome to "Dude Time"! LALALAAAALALALALLALALAALLLLLAAAAAAALLL!!! I am zo full of weed! BITCHING HOUR!
Maxcamon: Destructoman, pisses me off!
Destructoman: AHHH NOOO! I am PEDOMAN! AHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ardor: Wanna see a magical turn of events? Your balls! [Stabs DM's bullsack with his tail] Now extinct!
Destructoman: HAHAHAHA! I have balls made out of steel! ...No, wait, I don't. [Ear rape] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Maxamon: MEN, STOP FAKING AROUND!
Luna Chris: I feel like a MEEEEEEM on COOOOCAIN!!!
Maxcamon: Shat the SHIT up, Chris! Beware of the powers of the great Maxcamon!
Ardor: Why does this type of crap have happen around this time of the year?
Maxcamon: I shall walk into the depths of my temple and pick for each and every one of you a curse that will haunt you genitals! Men, these are the facts as I understand, the Pharaoh speaks and commands!
Luna Chris: Well, I'm FAKING high, so I won't feel a SHIET!
Destructoman: Screw you, Maxcamon! I AM CAR! AAAAA-R-RRR-RRR!!! BRAAAA-RRR-RRR-RRR! BAAA-RRR-RRR RRRRRRRRR
Brian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!! YOU SON OF A CUNT! DOh...NOhT... DOh... IT!!!
Destructoman: Goodbye, MOTHERFAQERS! VAAAAAEEEEEEEERRRRRR [Doesn't go any fucking where] Aw, shit I ran out of fuel!
Brian: I had fucking enough! FAAAAUST! Need some help here!
Dr. Faust Hostile: I HAVE ARRIVED FROM HELL!
Maxcamon: Faust, you are not in the picture!
Brian: SHAT AP! Faust, kill each and every one of these cunts their painis!
Dr. Faust Hostile: Allright! [They all scream in agony for the loss of their dicks and balls]
Brian: Hahaha! ...Wait... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! MY PAINIS!
Dr. Faust Hostile: MUOAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brian: Damn you, Faust! Make THEIR painis die, not mine!
Maxcamon: Do you really trust the guy who cut your face in half?!
Brian: Hey, Faust! Wanna see a magical trick? Abracadabra! [Rips off his testicles with bare hands] Your bullsack is mine!
Dr. Faust Hostile: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Maxcamon: What a cunting resolution in my presence! I SHALL THROW MY CURSE ON YOU!
Luna Chris: ...FUCK "Dude Time"!!!
Brian: MAX, YOU ARE THE WOOOORST MUMMY EEEEVEEEEERRRRR.... [He and everyone else fall into a lava pit]
Maxcamon: ...Now all of you are DED! I guess none of you saw that one comin'!
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Maxcamon: Now everyone is dead i can drink my tea in PEACE!!! >: D *drinks his tea in peace*
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